// The podiatrist I work with wrote me a sick certificate today. That was because he didn't want to catch a cold. He gave me the week off. // Three guys were blocking the aisle I was walking through. At the last possible second (just before I said excuse me), they stepped back and said sorry simultaneously. // There were two boys at the grocery store that were touching everything much to the chagrin of their father. While waiting at the deli, the spinned each other around until they both fell to the ground, dizzy. //