Saturday, May 28, 2011

blindfold

My heart is set like concrete in a mold. I am blind to all I see, only the idea/image/longing of him. It does worry me a little how much I am willing to compromise/put up with just for the thought of having him. Have I been patient enough? This impatience bothers me, swinging from contentment to raging desire.

Oh, how emotionally sick I feel today.

Friday, May 20, 2011

thought of the week

Life's too short to skimp on toiletpaper to save money. One should use as much as one feels is comfortable.

Friday, April 29, 2011

truths for the mature human

  1. I think part of the best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
  2. Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
  3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
  4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
  5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
  6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
  7. Map Quest really need to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.
  8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
  9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
  10. Bad decisions make good stories.
  11. You never know when it would strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. (2pm!)
  12. Can we all agree to ignore whatever technology is invented after Blu Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. (Nor learn how to use it.)
  13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I did not make any changes to.
  14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
  15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
  16. I disagree with Kay Jewellers. I bet on any given Friday or Saturday, more kisses begin with Budweiser than Kay.
  17. I wish Google Maps had an 'Avoid This Neighborhood' routing option.
  18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
  19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't understand or hear a word they said?
  20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, drivers!
  21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
  22. Sometimes, I look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and not know what time it is.
  23. Even under ideal conditions, people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning The Tail on the Donkey - but I bet anyone can find and push the Snooze button from three feet away in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
  24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realise that their brain is also important.
Source: skinnyboys

all wedding'd out

I am very disinterested in the wedding of my generation (namely Wills & Kate) out of sheer boredom. But I'm recording it just in case. All four hours of it.

Such a hypocrite.

Friday, April 22, 2011

indulging my inner geek

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Thursday, April 21, 2011