Monday, February 27, 2006

my internet has been down for a few days now and i'm posting from the medical computer labs. they have the new macs which are sooo cool!! anyway, i'll post when my internet comes back with photos of what i've been doing so stay tuned. in case you can't here's a joke to pass the time:

so bill gates died and was greeted by st. peter at the pearly gates. after a rather lengthy tour of heaven, st. peter finally brought him to his mansion, complete with a luxury swimming pool, a pristine tennis court and other luxury commodities. bill gates was very impressed.

one day while walking down the gold-paved pathway of heaven, he meets the captain of titanic. the captain invited him back to his mansion for dinner and proceeded to give him the tour of his house. the captain's abode was much more grand than his and he wondered why.

bill gates went to st. peter the next day and inquired about it.

"well," he said. "we use windows up here. the titanic only crashed once."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What!!! when did bill gates die????

Unknown said...

are you THAT gullible? read the whole thing again. remember it said 'joke'?